When you look at the last few pages of any local alternative paper, You see tons of ads for dating services that provide voice mailboxes and things. Now, I've never called one of these, but that doesn't stop me for one second from giving sound and proven advice.
The first rule is:
If the ad shows an ugly chick or a gross guy........... Don't call them.
Look at it this way: If you were a proprietor of a deli or a fish stand. Wouldn't you put the best looking salami stick or fish head in the front window? Sure you would!
Secondly, There's a lot of ads for "same sex" hook ups". I don't think there's anything wrong with these, but I just have to wonder out loud:
Why do they call themselves "Partners" What are they? Crimefighters like Batman and Robin?
and why do they have to use dating services anyways? There's same sex people all over the place (notice that I didn't use the word "homo's" this time as I have been accused of being homophobic and degrading)
Anyways, I was saying that you can find these people all over the place. They usually hangout in Antique stores, Art Galleries, Borders, Theaters showing musicals, and coffee houses. And they really aren't very fussy anyways, so you should just be able to walk up to most anyone.
And if you happen to be a female same sex person, then try hanging out at the local Tattoo parlor or biker bar.
I just said you were homophobic.
ReplyDeleteMost guys I know that are gay hang out at those very places you mentioned. I'm curious how you know that...and even more curious as to why you're looking at "alternative newspapers". You a closet weirdo or what?
KimmyK - My, you are so curious.
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ReplyDeleteI'm not the one whose reading alternative newspapers. If I was as "curious" as you say...I would be sticking my tongue down some girls throat and not reading blogs in my spare time you douche. Now stop avoiding the question.
Wait...I always knew Batman took in in the ass.
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