Nukie

I did a random search for "Nukie" and found out some really disturbing news.

It appears that "Nukie" was a film in 1993. Not only was it a film, but according to IMDB it was the worst film to ever be put on celuliod. See the next two links:

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This is a quote from IMDB:

Through the years i managed to watch most of the movies in the bottom 50 IMDb and i can only say this, "Nukie" beats them all. This movie makes "Manos - The hands of fate" look like "Citizen Kane" by comparison.

I am in fact puzzled how someone DARED to actually film this! I mean... c'mon people! Didn't you realize what an utter piece of garbage this was when you made it? No words can describe how bad this movie is... it has to be seen to be believed.

But make no mistake, encourage you to watch this movie, in fact that is a MUST. How else can you judge other movies if you lack the base standard unit in "retardness" to compare other movies to?

I'm disturbed. If I would have known this, I would never have picked Nukie as a nickname. I would have picked something much cooler like:

Peggles, Coalmine, Wiggleman, Quixter, Fester or Cool Breeze.

I actually knew a guy nicknamed Cool Breeze about 15 years ago. He was a maintenance guy at work. He was a few years from retirement but the entire time that he worked there, he did less than nothing. He just walked around and drank coffee and never talked to anyone. Whenever he had a job to do, the supervisor would set him up with someone else so the job would get done as the other guy did the work, Cool Breeze just stood around.

Looking back, I wish I would have picked "Cool Breeze" instead of Nukie just for the "idol factor".