I'm funniless today

I can't think of a thing to write about. Now I know how everyone on my blogroll feels. So I decided to publish a comment that my brother wrote to me because he couldn't get a hold of me at work. Here it is:

- I called your work - but no answer... This might be important. We are giving away some of our coats , that we will not likely ever wear, to charity. As I went through the closet, I picked one out that I would never where. As you know, I don't like to wear black. It reminds me too much of Johnny Cash. Not that I don't like his music, but too much black. Anyway, after I stuffed it in the bag to give away - I thought - I don't think that was my coat. Are you missing a black coat with a suede collar ?
Now first of all, I want everyone to know that I don't need a coat, or a jacket. I have a very nice black suede jacket that fits perfectly and I look super cool in it. I used to have a different black suede jacket that was made in Italy. It was double-breasted and I was the hottest guy on earth when I wore it. A virtual chick magnet.

I wish I had that jacket today. I could use it.

(Editors note: The jacket portrayed above is not my original "Hottest Guy on Earth Jacket" but it's kind of similar......I had a killer waist, then)