Minuscule Bibbles 5

Bibble 1 – My kids and I were involved in a parade over the weekend. They belong to a high school band that marched as I volunteered to pull the water wagon. The bandleader asked me to walk along the side next to 10 drummers. My ears are still ringing today. I don’t know how they do it. That’s probably why my kids don’t listen to us, they probably can’t hear anything because of band. I wouldn't normally pull a water wagon or be excited about, but given the importance both historically and passionately of this event I had to do it. How could I not participate in something as important as the 30^th anniversary of Star Wars.

Bibble 2 – Everyone at work got their haircut over the weekend except me.

Bibble 3 – I left for lunch about 30 minutes early today because I was starving. I always wondered if something happens to me and I die before lunch officially begins, if my company will honor their insurance policy or if there’s some kind of escape clause. On the way back I was stopped in the left lane waiting to turn and I saw this car literary barreling towards me. It didn’t look like there was any driver - but then I started to see a bluish gray head sticking about an inch above the driving wheel. I started to get really concerned that this old lady wasn’t going to stop so at the last minute I pushed on the gas pedal as hard as I could and I skidded away when the old lady finally peeked over the dashboard and slammed on her brakes. As I was driving away I saw the panicked look on her face as she gave me the finger.