
Joe and his wife Ethel bought a new Stove and Mattress set and were having them delivered on the same day so Ethel wouldn’t miss too much work. Before Joe left for work, he told Ethel;
“Try out the new Stove while the delivery men are still here. Remember the last time we had an appliance delivered? The refrigerator didn’t work and we had to wait a week for a new one.”
Later that afternoon Joe called his home to see if everything went well.
“How’d it go?” Joe asked his wife.
“Well” said Ethel, “I got confused after you left, but the good news is that the bed works great!”
*ba dump bump*
ReplyDeleteWill you be here all week? On second thought...don't quit your day job.
What on earth's a "stove and mattress set"?
ReplyDeleteIt's like another world...